Welcome To The Toolshed

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

COMING SOON-Some new stuff. Could I really be serious this time?

Hey, how's it goin'?

You have entered the warm fuzzy quilt that is, The Toolshed.

Ever since I was a small child I've had a dream. Nay, a vision. To bring quality entertainment and humor to a mass audience. To bring people closer together. To truly entertain one and all. Unfortunately, that Urkel kid beat me to the punch.

Anyways, I just wanted to say, MAKE THE VOICES STOP! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAKE IT STOP!

This is the best site on the Web today.* I know I haven't updated for awhile, but I've been busy, alright? The new stuff is coming but until it does, check out the old game reviews, poems and short stories, and the honest to goodness Meaning of Life. So take your time and have a look around. But for God's sakes, play it safe, and wash your hands afterwards.

Just who do you think you are?

My name is Adam Tool. Seriously. I live in Des Moines, Iowa, where we specialize in two things, boredom and meth. I am a freshman at Grand View College where I am a Radio/TV major. I work at some crummy gas station and I am also an intern at Lazer 103.3. But there's really no point in telling you this, since you probably don't give a rat's ass.

S.T.D.

Useless Fact:

I ran my last name thru Yahoo!, and it came up with 1023 matches.

And of course, the obligatory list of links.

These are a few of my favorite things...

The Toolshed Links-still an excellent source of fiber! And now, in easy-to-swallow category form!

Game Links

TV Links

Music Links

Misc Links

ENTER @ YOUR OWN RISK

Below you will find some of the most twisted links I could dig up. Be forwarned, they are not for the meek. Go forth, but rest assured that I shall have no responsibility for any personal harm that comes to you by clicking on any of the following links.
Oh, and I've blatantly ripped off this site by presenting these links in such a manner so that each individual letter is a seperate location. Hey, these links don't work, but new ones are coming soon.

E V I L

Well, that's about it. I probably don't need to tell you that things are always changing and new stuff is always being added, so it'd be kind of stupid of you not to bookmark this page right now. C'mon, it's one little bookmark. That isn't going to mess up your whole system is it? I didn't think so. So be a man, bookmark this page now.

Number of times the n-word appears on Master P's latest double-disc

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